The Title Is "I'm Fine"

I just finished reading The Bourne Identity and it was excellent. One of the best books I have ever read. Too bad the movie didn't follow the book! Let's see, what do the two have in common with each other? Well there's this guy with amnesia who goes to this bank and a hotel, meets some chic who helps him and people are trying to kill him. If you read it, you will hate what hollywood did to Marie's character! This isn't really a spoiler, but the real Marie St Jacques has a doctorate, works for the Canadian government, and is a technical analyst in Zurich for a conference. Which means she is very, very fucking smart.

Oh what the hell. The man known as Jason Bourne was never, I repeat, NEVER an assassin. He was only pretending to be one to flush out Carlos.

See? Hollywood screws everything up.

Oh wait, people wanted to know about me right? Ok, I am fine. My husband was fine and was even nice and attentive for the last two weeks. He is on the road to MT and although I don't really miss him, I can't wait for him to get his ass back here and give me some.

Yes, I just said that. Oh and since EVERYONE (ahem, Doozie) is so nosy, I will let you know just how attentive my husband has been. Close your eyes little ones, Dawn is going to talk about SEX.

So we are fucking, and we are making this funny, wet slapping noise. You know it, you have heard it and done it and know how damn funny it is. We stop, but I start laughing so hard that he came. Yup. I LAUGHED my husband off. Who of you can say that you have done that?

I have other stories of the last two weeks, too. And unless you want to hear all about my anal adventures, all y'all just might want to put up with the shit I post, when I post it. So there.

*spitty tongue noises* :p

Seriously guys, thanks for worrying . Things are better and brighter. For the moment. :D