My son is a player!

My son, my ten year old son, is a little perv. We are coming up with ideas for a name for a dog. Here is the top 8 list (by Austin and Tessa):

1. SexyThang
2. StarFire (Teen Titans)
3. Thanginator (like "sexy thanginator")
4. Raven (Teen Titans)
5. Chick
6. Fang
7. Mystic
8. Foxy

Now that I have noticed that there is a pattern to this list, they get all riled up. And I hear Austin gigling telling his sister what kind of chick-magnet car he's gonna have when he's a teenager. He says when he's a teenager he's going to like girls and be handsome, strong and going to get the prettiest girl ever! And if he finds someone even cuter, he's going to "ditch" her for the next girl.

Think that's bad?

Then he's going to have a baby (he is still ignorant of the birds and bees) to attract girls, because they will think he is so cute raising an adorable baby by hisself! EDIT:***Austin now told me he meant he would borrow a baby to attract girls. Phew! I almost thought my baby was going to be a pig!***

Oh my god!

Thank God he was just being silly.

But I am going to have to watch him when he becomes a teenager. Thank god I have three years.

BTW, still no luck finding a place to live. Ma's in the ER due to a Migraine. And Chantz and folks will be leaving Texas tomorrow! YAY!

Not that we'll get to see him; we are leaving for home tomorrow, they will be coming here. I am going to get that "house" packed up, so we can go when he says GO!

Later.