December 31, 2006

My Resolutions-

I got this idea from Margie. These are my New Year resolutions:
  1. too eat as much as possible
  2. never do any laundry, dishes or sweeping
  3. sit around watching TV all day
  4. never, ever clean any toilets, sinks or tubs!
  5. frivolously spend all our money
  6. never pay any bills
  7. read absolutely no books

So, if I resolve to do all of these things, then by next year I will be thinner, cleaner, more fit, well read and financially responsible. Get it?

Blocks & Inhibitions: The Devil

You can't continue to rigidly meet others' expectations, fearing their disapproval if you don't.

The card in the Blocks position points to self-undermining tendencies, areas where you could be in denial, where you could get stuck -- unless you examine yourself and make some corrections.

The Devil card in this position represents fear -- specifically the fear of being told that you are bad, unnatural or out of balance. Such fear kills all joy, creativity and progress. That being the case, learn to get off on creating a little disapproval from time to time.

Learn to maintain equanimity no matter how people react toward your energy or ideas. Free yourself up to more fully and authentically explore issues that are unique to you. Be comfortable with the fact that you have passions outside the norm. When you do so, others' responses won't have so much power to diminish your confidence. Tap your authentic self.

Oh my lord, how accurate is that? That is just one card from my free 11 card reading I got from tarot.com. I am impressed. there was another card so far that totally makes sense to me, but I have to take it literally. I had to read it a few times before I got it, but now I am glad it did. It even fits with my question: What is the best approach for dealing with my depression?

December 29, 2006

Oh great

Let's remember this day not as Lavender Dawn's Birthday, but as the day Saddam Hussein was hanged. Good grief, couldn't they have done it on the 30th? Just for me?

Some guy in New Dehli has been sexually assualting and murdering little kids. They have found 15 skulls in his home. 38 kids have gone missing and the police did nothing because everyone in the neighborhood is poor. Now cops are getting fired...

Next year filming wil start on the next Indiania Jones movie starring that georgious hottie Harison Hord. Han Solo is sooo yummy!

I rubbed my eye and it kept itching. I rubbed it more and was distracted by the kids. finally I realized something was wrong. Now it is blood shot and still itches, 2 days later! when I pull the lower lid down, a red dot is visible. I have been using clear eyes on it. Oh, andit started producing eye boogers almost immedeately. It really sucks.

We went to ryans for dinner last night for an early birthday celebration. Just me and all 4 kids, after a day spent at Piney shores. We played putt putt golf, tried our skills at archery- I shot my arrow way over the super tall net on the second try. Yes, I rock, I know. I just can't aim! We went swimming, too. So I loaded up the kids with promises of a buffet dinner. Bruce was hungry and picked up his big people fork and dove in. A woman nearby was very impressed at how well behaved and mannered he was, and how well he ate! Yeah, well, he was hungry and you don't mess with a capricorn's food! Brandy was even at her cutest, devouring dinner rolls out of her pudgy little fingers. So the family crowed and cooed about my family and how lucky I was, and how she can't have kids. They left before the truth came out. Before Bruce stuffed himself and moved into his 2 year old curiosity. They didn't get to see him spill a full glass of milk all over himself and the table or stand on his chair, or yell MOM!!!!! Ahh, my guh guh!

But that is alright. Let her dream there are some perfect kids out there. Tonight, none of them will go to bed and it is 11pm. *sigh*

December 28, 2006

Alphabet Meme

I got this at Strange Dark Gypsy Girl's.

A- Available or single? Married
B- Best Friend? Chantz and Bruce! Plus my blogging pals susie and marlee and candace and granny and and and and....
C- Cake or pie? Banana nut cake with maple frosting. or chocolate!
D- Drink of choice? Water or coke with lime
E- Essential item I use every day. COMPUTER!
F- Favorite color: LAVENDER!
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms? Worms
H- Hometown? Home? I have moved way too many times to have a home town. What would you say it is, Ma?
I- Indulgence: Candy candy candy candy!
J- January or February? OCTOBER
K- Kids and names: Austin, tessa, bruce and brandy
L- Life is incomplete without? Books
M- Marriage date: September 3, 1996-elopement. August 9, 1997- wedding
N- Number of siblings: 2 half, one step
O- Oranges or apples? Kiwi
P- Phobias or fears? Being trapped. Seriously- it could be a fucking gymnasium, but if I can't get out I will panic!!! I am sooooo going to be cremated when I pass on!!!!!!!
Q- Favorite quote?: "I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand." Lightening McQueen
R- Reasons to smile: My little baby girl!!!
S- Season: I like spring
T- Tag 3 or 4 people. Um, Gail! And Candace! Hmmm... Granny- yer it!
U- Unknown fact about me: Unknown to whom?
V- Vegetable you don’t like: Beets. Are beets vegetables?
W- Worst habit: Overeating, overblogging, over-tv watching,
X- X-Rays: teeth?
Y- Your favorite food? Chocolate, blackened rib eye, and alfredo
Z- Zodiac sign? Capricorn, aquarious rising, moon in scorpio!

December 27, 2006

New Blogger

So it's not called blogger beta anymore. It has been upgraded to new blogger, and it finally let me join. Know what the really cool part is? It merged Lavender's Grimoire, my beta site, with Dreamscape! I had created the other blog with my google account, and when I entered in the same account for my "old" blogger, they merged! I had been worried that it would create problems, but it didn't. It just took a little longer than normal.

So here I am- finally enjoying the new blogger like the rest of the cool kids!!!!


Let's see, what else is going on? I got Austin a 360 which he is in love with. Tessa inherited the old xbox and a TV, and she picked out Thrillville, just to make Austin jealous. That game won't play on the 360! She doesn't have satellite in there- yet. It is impossible to find an xbox remote that will turn it into a DVD player anymore! WTF? Stores are only selling components for the 360! I bought it at Best Buy, and they had the sweetest deal. I got 2 free games, call of duty 2 and Need for Speed Most Wanted and a $20 gift card! I bought an extra wireless controller and an external cooler, a play as you go battery charger for the controllers, and a 2 year protection/replacemet plan that covers everything but taking a hammer to it or drowning the darn thing.

I have a ton of stuff to do, including wrapping up the bill paying, laundry and house cleaning. I need to return a game, buy some hair stuff, and make something to eat. Hopefully not in that order. C went to Montana with his folks to pick up the other pickup (sorry) since his mom totalled his work truck. He better be back for Bruce's birthday! Mine is on the 29th- I am pretty sure he won't make it back by then. No biggie- I am just getting older! 31, btw- if your interested in that sort of thing!

December 23, 2006

When Eternity Ended

I am awake and my thoughts are racing. I can't sleep and C is snoring very loudly because he is sick. It sounds like he is slaughtering a pig in there. So I grabbed some pillows and a blanket and decided to pass out on the office/nursery floor, but for some reason it isn't as comforting as usual. I keep thinking about the car truck accident. My mind is processing all the information I saw in high-speed play. I hear the babies make teeny noises and it makes me jump. I just want to go to sleep and back to my peaceful dreams, but instead I am here typing this up in notepad so I can post it later.

At five thirty pm I got a call from my father in law, Larry. He said, "Alice ####### the truck. Do you have a vehicle? COME GET ME QUICK!" I think he said totaled or wrecked the truck, but at the time I didn't understand what he said, but I understood the urgency in his voice. I grabbed Brandy and stuffed her in the car seat, told Austin to watch Bruce, and hurried over to my in law's house barely a mile away. I didn't bother to wake C who was in a NyQuil induced coma. Larry was at the end of his street by the time I got there, which was in minutes; he really hauled ass. He got in, I turned around and asked what happened. He said Alice wrecked the truck down at the corner. And sure enough, down at the corner of cedar and county line were fire truck lights, vehicles pulled over, and two smashed pickups.

My father in law has a commanding voice. He has a voice that people are used to obeying. When he gives commands or orders, people do what he says. "Slow down, put on your flashers, and pull over behind that vehicle." I instantly obeyed, without thought or contemplation. He got out and ran across the streets and I sat in my van taking it all in. Absorbing what I was seeing. I knew Alice was alright because he told me she was, but I still just sat there for an eternity.

When eternity ended, and life started anew, I got out of the van, checked on Brandy, and then entered the scene myself. I was surprised at the damage done to the Ford F450. They are not indestructible. I say this because it has a reputation. Just the night before, C and Alice hit a truck that pulled out into their path from a stop sign. They tore off the front end of that truck with hardly any damage to themselves. The other driver was fine, and they were off in an hour. This time, it was Alice who pulled out into on coming traffic.



My couch sits on four legs. The front left leg busted, and now the corner sits low to the floor, giving the couch a twisted look. Now imagine the front passenger side smashed into the ground, and the truck looking quite similarly twisted. The tire was folded under, and it was sitting on the grass of the corner ditch. The other truck was parked up over the street sign, and the driver's side front was totally smashed in. But it was the damage to the ford that got my attention. It was wrecked, and squished in many places. Both air bags were popped and the center console was at a funky angle. It has bench seats, but the back of the middle section folds down, and opens into a storage compartment. It is this that gave Alice a broken rib. The air bag gave her a Bruce on her chin, the seat belts left marks of their own, and the gash on her shin would need stitches. But we don't know all these things right now.

She was sitting on the ground with her legs stretched in front of her; a young man stood behind her with his hands on her shoulders. He spoke soothingly, telling us she would need stitches and would have to go to the hospital. She freaked out a little, and Larry told her it could be stitched up in the field like with cows, and this actually settled her down. I heard from a lady that Alice had been "blacking out", but I think she meant passing out. Shortly the ambulance arrived and I went to get Chantz. He and his dad took care of all the legal stuff, and I stood there looking stupid, not taking photos* while it was still light out. They finished loading up the other driver who is also fine, and then Alice. She got to lay still and get put on a stretcher, neck brace and all. I was creeped but detached; an observer. The lady told me she arrived second and the first lady who called it in kept getting transferred. The lady called her son, an EMT, who got people out there. We live out of town, but there is a fire department not that far from us, which is how it was able to get there so quickly. I guess it was hours by the time a "real" cop got there. There was a constable there already, but I don't know much about Texas police stuff. I was home by then, because C had to get paper work on the outfit and he took me and Brandy home.

I made dinner and did some laundry that I forgot about and made some pumpkin spice pudding with cool whip in it (a mousse) for Christmas dinner. Alice had left my house not long before the accident. She had picked up her list of stuff to get for our big meal we are planning. She didn't male it to the store. Everyone got home about five and a half hours after the accident, and apparently it is still bothering me. I am up with brandy now, and am not even wearing my glasses. My eyes are tearing up from overuse.

And all I could keep thinking was, "now maybe she will finally get glasses." I didn't say it. I didn't say it once to anybody until now.

*C took this picture and emailed it to me.

December 21, 2006

Wow

Ever throw away a shopping bag full of stuff?

Yeah that's the kind of day I am having. The driver said he'd keep a look out for a Target bag at the landfill tomorrow. How nice.

Merry Christmas!

December 18, 2006

I need a coffee; take me to Starbucks!

Does anyone else think it is in bad taste to make commemorative coins honoring the fifth anniversary of September 11th using silver from the actual wreckage of the towers?

It makes me ill. I don't think people should profit on this. I think they are preying on people, and it makes me sick.

The coins have silver pop up of the towers, btw, and they can be yours for less than $20 a piece. Remember, once they are out of silver you won't be able to buy one anymore, and since there is a limited supply, you can only purchase up to 5 coins!

December 17, 2006

It's Too Elaborate and I Don't Want To Do It Anymore

I am sick of it. It just ruins the magic of it for me. As a child I never believed in Santa... well, my parents told us there was no Santa, we were very religious. But I wanted to believe, and deep in my heart, I still do. There is something warm and fuzzy about a big guy in red looking out for us.

But *bleep bleep* already! I am sick of buying different wrapping paper and gift tags and Santa gifts and hiding everything. I am sick of trying to remember what came from Santa and what didn't... forever... sometimes I would like to take credit for buying the cool stuff, ok? And the special table set up and all the damn food, and milk and the fucking lettuce for the fucking reindeer... and displaying all the gifts from Santa...

Austin is 11 years old already, and Tessa 9! They are going to be so traumatized I swear... because if we keep this shit up they will never figure out that it is just us perpetuating a massive lie! I want them to just gradually grow out of it, and not hate us for this deception. Austin is special, and I think we should lessen this charade. Maybe one Santa present, unwrapped, in front of the tree, plus some candy and a toothbrush in the damn stocking.

I have two babies, and I do not want to have to do this for another ten fucking years! It should not be such a big deal. When we first got together, I said no Santa no way, because I was a christian, and young and still very stupid. But I grew out of both beliefs, and got myself manipulated into creating this farce. I am tired of it. I am tired of hearing it isn't about me, but about the kids, and that I am a bad mom if I don't carry this bullshit on. I can stop doing it, but I will never hear the end of it. C and his mom over carry it out, and let me tell you, if she takes over, the production will only get bigger! Those two do nothing in miniature, especially when you put them together! And part of me doesn't want to hurt the children, so having them do it won't make it better. It won't stop waking me at 4 am, eating at me!

I want to take it down a notch. The kids can put out some cookies. I am not baking special cookies for Santa! I will put out a Santa present... unwrapped, only one each. I will not spend 30 minutes ogling over what Santa brought them. Enough already! I can't take it and it is really bothering me!

And the best way to handle it? Not say a word to C or his mom about it. Just nod and say ok to all their suggestions, and then not do them. I'm cereal! I'm super cereal! Anything else will start a big fight. I am open to suggestions and criticism here. Let me have it guys.

BTW, one Easter I woke up and my yard was COVERED in Easter eggs. I have beleived in the Easter Bunny ever since. Where else would a hundred Easter Eggs come from?

December 16, 2006

Travel

Why is it when I have lots of stuff happening in my life I feel as though there is nothing to blog about?

We "won" a $40 gas voucher, a digital camera, a four day royal Caribbean cruise for 2 with meals, and a five day, four night holiday to Aruba, Hawaii, Jamaica or Puerto Rico. These were bribes to visit Silverleaf Resorts. There just happens to be one on Lake Conroe, minutes away from us. But guess what? Ownership gets you into all fourteen resorts, including resorts in Flint, Holly Lake Ranch, Canyon Lake and Galveston, Texas, (plus Florida, Missouri, Massachusetts, Georgia, Colorado and Illinois). Included is a deed for a one week stay in a cabin per year at any Resort. We also get a 2 bedroom 2 bath stay at any destination anywhere for around $200 a week. We pay travel expenses, but get the accommodations for that amount. Sunday through Thursday we can stay in a cabin (with everything, including dishes, pots and pans, cable TV and maid service) for free, up to 3 days in a row. Weekends, it is $40/night. Day trips are included, and they offer swimming- beach, indoor and outdoor pool, horseback riding, miniature golf, archery, game room stuff, PlayStation, movie theatre and daily activities for the kids. The one in Flint (Lake Palestine) has an indoor water park! Long story short, we did it. Now we have something for the kids to do over the next 3 weeks that they are out of school! If all y'all want details or an invite (we get $50 for referrals) let me know!

The down side? We just joined TAN! It is Travelers Advantage Network, or Southern Journeys. I have found some websites saying it is a scam, but all there proof leads back to only one website, with some pissed off customers. It isn't a scam, because you get what you pay for. If it was a "scam" you would get nothing for your money. People might not like the idea that they are bribed to come in, but it works. Unlike Silverleaf, which recruits via word of mouth, TAN uses something a little different. Ever been to a mall or someplace that has a beautiful car with a box to enter to win? That is how they do it- read the fine print, it says they will be contacting you. So a few days later you will get a call, saying you won a trip, but you have to listen to a presentation to get it. We went, and of the ten or so couples only 2 signed up. We were the first! What it is: prepaid vacation accommodations. For $7000 you get 14 8 day, 7 night vacations in villas, suites, or condos for 4. If you have extra people, for $30 a night you get an extra room for 2. It comes out to $500/week. It is financed, so you don't have to pay up front, and the monthly balance is affordable. The weeks can be used whenever we want, no major blackout dates except Christmas. We stay home for Christmas. Bonus features includes unlimited access to the overbooked places for only $200 a week. This would be nice in conjunction with Silverleaf because that is only available one week a year. We like to drive everywhere we go, so this would work great when we got to Orlando for Disney world. Their condos are right at Disney!!!

Together, these two clubs are giving my family freedom to travel and do wonderful things we would not normally be able to afford. The Silverleaf Resorts package we are purchasing is upgradable to different packages, including staying in lodges rather than cabins. The second bedrooms in the lodges have private access with a kitchenette and full bath, so we could go with another couple, or have family stay with us or near us. Personally, C and I prefer the cabins tucked into the woods over the lodges we viewed. Right now we are set to only use our overnight stays in the winter months, but that is fine. We will upgrade later on to use it all year round. Did I mention it has been in the upper 70s and lower 80s lately? Winter in Texas suits me just fine.

December 14, 2006

Butt, butt, butt...

I can't get enough. No, that's not true. I just feel so bad that all y'all can't view the butt print art website (it has exceeded its bandwidth!) that I found a clip from his appearance on a show on YouTube! Here you guys go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXIL1VlVjD4

If you can't view it for some reason, search YouTube for "Unscrewed With Martin Sargent." The second vid link is the one you need to see. I haven't seen it myself, since I am on dial up, so I am relying on you guys to be my eyes on this one. Let me know if it is worth downloading!

BTW, Ann S, did I mention the guy's name is Stan Murmur?

;P

December 12, 2006

Butt Print Art

This poor guy has been suspended from his job due to his extracurricular activities. Apparently, painting with your butt and penis isn't considered appropriate for a role model... he's a high school art teacher, lol!

December 11, 2006

Animal Magnatism

The puppies have been coated in some nasty, oily stuff and are recovering. The itching as lessened and they whine less, also. They look so funny with their fur all slicked back!

So the other day on my way over to Alice's house, there were four dogs playing in the road, and one decided to chase after me. At least that is what I though he was doing, and I swerved and slowed down. But he wasn't chasing my tires, he ran under the side of my van and got ran over by my back tire! I heard and felt a kerplunk, and stopped, backed up and got out. The owner was there by then and the dog was alive, not gooey or bloody or misshapen in any way, but I was still freaked out! I have never seen dogs over at that house before, and suddenly there were four of them! They said it was ok, it wasn't my fault, etc, but I feel so bad about it. I am afraid to go back there and see if he is ok. Then later that day I had to go back over there again, and only one dog was out this time, but the idiot chased my van and barked at me like crazy. I almost hit him, too! So if those dogs are out again unleashed, I am calling animal control, because enough is enough already! I don't want to be responsible for the death of any creature, especially a pet!

What a traumatising week I have had with animals. I really miss those puppies, btw. I know I wasn't going to keep them, but I have been in a funk since I took them back; C called me pissy! I have been a down right bitch. Oh well, I will figure something out. Top things off with some crazy post nasal drip downpour and my week has been just f#cking great!

December 09, 2006

Well Duh, I'm a Capricorn!

You are 47% Cancer

What Christmas Tree Are You?

You Are a Cranberry and Popcorn Strung Tree

Christmas is all about showcasing your creative talents.
From cookies to nicely wrapped presents, your unique creations impress everyone.

December 08, 2006

What I would love to say to Chantz if I were an oratory goddess

If your god damned expectations of me weren't so high, you wouldn't be so damned disappointed (in me) when I fucking fail!

I am the first to admit my failings, and accept them. I won't pretend to be something I am not; I will not try to achieve the goals you try to set for me. I will live my life the way I know I am able to live it; the way I feel I can live it. Do not tell me what I should teach or do with our kids. If you think they need to learn something, then YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO TEACH THEM.

I can't raise these kids alone, and keep this house clean by myself, whether you are here or off in Montana. This means that as long or as hard as you work, you will always need to help out in this home. You will have to help take care of the kids, or clean the kitchen or take out the trash. You will have to pick up your dirty socks and shirts and put them in the laundry. And if I say do not under any circumstance wash any clothes, that means DO NOT DO IT! Do not go on about how quickly you could get it done, or look at the growing pile and try to force me to do it by threatening to do it yourself. The kids come first, and if I get time I will do the laundry. It would be easier to keep up with if I didn't have to clean up after you or if you would help out and not sit on your ass watching TV. Yeah, you can get the laundry done quickly, but you fuck it up, it ain't clean, and since you mix loads and fuck with my dials, you get the clothes all different colors. And we will not use BLEACH on anything in this house, because I am allergic to it, you dumb fuckhead. Don't ask me what do I do all day, or remind me that last time you were home you had to help clean, sorry big guy, but you are going to have to help me out every time you are home. I don't worry about it when you are gone because it doesn't bother me. I take care of the kids, and make sure the house isn't MESSY and do what I need to do, including spending time on the computer. I will take time for myself even if there is something else to do. When you are home I will run this house the same as I do when you gone. That is just how it is going to be. If I can't do it when you are off, I can't do it when you are here and not helping.

You need to listen to me. You need to grasp the concept of what I am trying to tell you.

I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF!!!!!

To your mom:
I am going to keep saying I can't until you get it through your head that if I say I can't, that means that I can't!

December 07, 2006

Yard Work

Yesterday was spent at mother-in-laws, aka Alice's, putting up a fence for her pregnant mare. C and L rented an auger and chainsaw and dug holes, pounded posts, measured, strung wire, and cut down trees, vines, bushes, you name it. They have a 3 acre lot, and fenced off an L shape, leaving a nice chunk of yard.

Last time Alice mowed, she gathered branches into piles around her yard and we used the Dakota to drive around and pick them up. Actually, Tessa*, age 9, got to drive around the yard with her grandma and pick them up, while I rode in the back with Bruce. She did a great job for her first time driving and Alice is very patient. I took pictures on a "real" camera and C's Razr, but I didn't send them right away and now I can't find them. They are not in with the rest of his pics!

Yards out here are very sandy, and Tessa and Bruce played in the sand for hours. Bruce explored, ran around, drove the pickup with me and had a blast. I helped load up the sticks into the burn pile bonfire mound and goofed off. We loaded Brandy's car seat into the radio flyer and drug her around, gathering more sticks and branches while Bruce got a ride in an umbrella stroller. yeah, that did not go so well. When we go back over later on I think we will use the stroller with massive wheels. Their yard is pretty bumpy and full of ruts. Its a new development, remember?

The yard wasn't cleared even with the property line, and the back corner is FOREST. That is why L and C were cutting trees and vines and bushes and getting their asses kicked. Pulling that stuff out was even more work than the cutting! They didn't finish, and C is over there right now working his ass off while I blog. Muh ha ha!

I have housework I am in the middle of, but Brandy needed to be fed so I took a break, alright? And hopefully we won't be invited over for dinner again, unless it is on the BBQ. Stuffed peppers are not my favorite. Or C's, Bruce's, Tessa's or Austin's. I don't think Alice liked them either, but L had a major craving, lol! Cheeseburgers are always welcomed, lol.

We were over there very late, and made a ruckus in their house. The kids played with these fancy ceramic dominoes that can chip when thrown from the counter. If Bruce couldn't knock them down and get them to fly all over the kitchen like Austin and Tessa, he would throw them. He is such a middle child. He does everything he possibly can to get our attention. Alice had a Santa that would burst into song if the counter he was on was hit, so Bruce started banging on the draw and we were a little late in stopping him. Larry's deer antlers (on one set, Susie) that were propped on the mantle fell off and the crown broke. L was ticked. If they would break down and put holes in the damn walls it wouldn't have happened. That drives me nuts that they and C won't ever put anything on the goddamn walls, BTW. My house is so goddamn plain!

Anyway, we made a mess, cleaned it up, and made a lot of noise. Bruce ate half a bag of cooked shrimp and anything else he could shove into his maw. We had a good time.

TTYL!

*Tessa stayed home due to her RASH.

Puppy update

I called Jan yesterday and explained about the animal transmitted scabies. The feed store people told her pretty much the same thing, and sold her some stuff to dip the dogs with. the stuff sounds nasty, but if it works it works, right? The vet stuff is insanely expensive plus they do skin scrapings and run tests and rack up your bill! I told her to call me when she is ready to treat them and that I would come over and help. My fil, who is very knowledgeable about animals, said she will have to treat the goats as well or it could come back.

When I dropped them off the other night, all five of those pups followed me to the van, which they have never done before. Kaia and Demi must have told them about the sign on my ass that reads, "SUCKER!" We fed them my super good puppy food, and they abandoned me. Ah well.

December 06, 2006

Scabies

In my last post I mentioned that I had dry itchy skin and that I thought it was hives. Well, its not. It is animal-transmitted scabies!

  • Animal-transmitted scabies is most commonly spread by dogs that have sarcoptic mange. This type of scabies also may be spread by the mites of other domestic animals.

  • The mites are transferred to people who have contact with the infested animal. The mites spread to areas on the body that are exposed to the animal, especially the arms, thighs, and abdomen.

  • Dog mites cannot live on human skin for more than a few days. They cannot reproduce on human skin, so the infestation usually goes away within a week and does not spread or require treatment. This type of scabies is not contagious between people and usually is not spread from humans to animals.

  • If a person continues to be exposed to an infested animal, his or her symptoms may last weeks or months.

  • An infested pet should be treated by a veterinarian.

Ick! I was going to take the puppies down tomorrow to find a new home, but I can't give away dogs that have mange. I called the vet this morning before I knew about the scabies, and the lady on the phone told me there was nothing wrong with the puppies, and that I should just shampoo them with an oatmeal based shampoo. Well, she was wrong. She didn't even let me finish explaining their condition. Turns out the family that owns the rest of the litter and Mama Dog have scabies and it came from the dogs. Even though it is only temporary, I took the infested pups back to the family. I can't afford to treat the dogs, and I can't afford to get my children sick. The dogs will get treated, however!

The family doesn't know that this condition is temporary, as long as they stay away from the animals. The treatment they got was unnecessary, and won't clear it up; only treating the dogs will! I get to chat with them tomorrow about it, and make a treatment plan for the pups. They are cute little suckers, and I will miss them. I am going to make sure that they get the care that they need, but just not from my house!

December 05, 2006

Dogs and Husbands

Bruce, Brandy and I have a stinking cold. Yippers! My skin is dry and itchy, and I have hives! Popped my last clariton this morning, need to make a list so I don't forget when I go to the store. I don't want to go to Walmart though, I am bored with it. Maybe I will go to Walgreen's or CVS.

The pups might have lice, which is not harmful to humans, according to the dog websites (like Purina). C doesn't believe me though, and asked where do people get lice from then? I said, "From other people!" Duh...

But I haven't seen anything that looks like lice, and I get in there and comb them a lot, getting the scaly, flaky skin off their little bodies. I bought a dog shampoo that looks and smells like people dandruff shampoo, and it stops the itch. It says to use as often as needed, and they don't smell quite so bad today as they did before. I let them play outside and romp around, but when it is too cold like this morning, they get free range of the garage. I put a comforter down, and tipped there bucket on its side (a large, blue plastic storage tub) with their other blankets still in there. Do they explore the garage? Nope. They crawl into the bucket and snuggle each other.

C got a razr phone for work, and if I figure out how to take pictures, I will put some up of the little cuties. I swear Kaia looks like a guinea pig! That is another thing, C is home and I am afraid to use their names or he might think I am getting attached. It is all about appearances. But I have had enough and decided that I am going to do things around here exactly as I would do them if her were gone. I start my day on the Internet, after the babies are taken care of. The dishes can wait; cleaning can wait. I need my "me time". I get it done, but it all gets done my way in my time. If it doesn't then I just didn't have time to get to it.

I haven't been getting much sleep- the little humans are sick and crabby and I still have to take care of the little puppies. They didn't get their bath until after midnight, but they did get one! Their skin is getting so much better. The dry stuff is coming off, and it isn't getting dryer, you know what I mean? Their was less dandruff in the bucket this morning than there has been since I brought them home. C was impressed at how potty trained they are- they spent the first 2 months outside, so it is natural for them to go outside. It is the first thing they do when I let them out! I told C they haven't gone potty in their bucket ever, and he asked if that is what I was trying to do with Rocksy when I bought her a crate. I said yes, but was a little shocked- he is only now getting it? These pups are pretty smart, esp the runt. She is the leader, her brother is the protector.

I am getting sleepy and will go now. Oh wait, one more thing. Fred Charles, the iTunes Store sucks, I didn't mean the player. Am I forgiven?

December 03, 2006

iTunes sucks ass

I have been sitting here doing everything but writing for the past hour, as I tried to think of a blog post that wasn't about dogs. One of the things I tried to do was purchase a song from itunes to gift to Susie. I have never bought a song before, but I have the itunes player thingy because I was gifted a song. Long story short, it didn't happen. The redirect from paypal doesn't work, for any site, really- which could be a paypal problem, and not iTunes, but it gets worse. I had to go out to the cold garage to get my bag so I could enter my cc info for a song that costs .99 (1.05 with sales tax!) just to be told that the iTunes store was unable to access my account. Before that it had timed out on me, and I had to restart the iTunes thingymajigger. Whatever! I tried and tried and retried and finally gave it up. Susie did not get a song from me. Yet.

Well, she isn't going to get it gifted from iTunes anyway. I am going to do what I should have done in the first place, and downloaded it illeg@lly! Ever heard of mp3 rocket?

Screw you iTunes, you suck!

Here are the lyrics to the song I want to send her:



TTYL!

December 02, 2006

The smelly puppies...

...are very content! They don't yip and hardly whine. I told Chantz that you have to have two puppies, so they have some one to play with all the time. Did he ever listen to me? Nerp. He doesn't know about this project of mine, btw. I have to tell him sooner or later, esp since he is leaving MT tomorrow morning, but since I don't plan on keeping the fur babies, I acted on my own.

Anyway, back to the content puppies... or "moving right along now..."

I found the flea comb and started grooming them while they were asleep. Ugh! The skin and scabs that came off the poor dears! The larger male, Dimitri, is in better condition, but he had some raw scratches on his skin. I put lanolin on some of the spots, I didn't know what else to use. (It's pure lanolin that I use for my n#pples after breastfeeding Brandy- good stuff!) Kaiah, the female runt, is much worse. Her skin can be seen right through her darker coat, and it is flakier. Her belly and (bloated) sides are bare. She woke up and started scratching at her side, but I used the comb to flake off the crusties- it was less damaging than her teeth and paws. I found a website that said the itching and biting causes it to spread, so I am going to the pet store tomorrow to find an affordable remedy for relief, plus itch deterrent. I am looking for something topical. If any of you have home remedies, I would love to hear about them, please!

On a good note, the flea bath worked, I only found 2 live fleas on them. I rubbed some aveeno unscented baby lotion on Kaiah's tummy since there were no open wounds, and I got the girls to take the pups outside after I fed them again. You should have seen how much water they drank! They went outside and did their business right away; they're outside dogs, and knew exactly what we wanted them to do! We only had one accident and that was in the bath, so not a big deal.

The truly funny part was watching Hailey freeze her butt off! The child is not used to being cold. It didn't feel too cold to me, and she was in a long sleeved shirt, heavy winter coat with a hood, jeans, socks and shoes, and she appeared to be freezing to death. Tessa was barefoot at first (not the smartest child) and seemed only cold. I had to make the girls go out into the yard with the pups and make sure they went poo and pee and as soon as we had confirmation, Hailey RAN into the house! It was amusing.

Then the girls brought the pups into Tessa's room and i brought the plastic tub, aka puppy crib, into her room. What did the fur babies do? They waddled over to Tessa's bed, flopped onto a blanket on the floor, and snuggled down. I took video of it, and decided that if they were going to go back to sleep, they could do it in their puppy crib! But they didn't go to sleep. They both sat there and scratched. Kids! Gah!

One more, complaint before I go to bed- they smell! they stink! i bathed them, it should be gone! I cleaned the house earlier in the morning, and saw Rocksy's yummy shampoo, but couldn't find it. I had to use Hailey's dog shampoo and it doesn't do anything about odor. I am taking suggestions on that, too.

Later and good night!

December 01, 2006

I am a foster mom

What did I say? No more animals I said. I said and said and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

I couldn't let the runts suffer in the cold; shaking, their hungry bellies swollen,, huddling together, their patchy fur covered in fleas, sand and flaky skin. Damn the unusually cold weather here in Texas! One is teeny tiny, the actual runt of the litter, the other is twice his size, and is still miniscule in comparison to the other puppies. The cutest, biggest ones are gone, off to good homes, the shy or funny colored ones left to scrounge for food, and fight over Mama Dog's milk.

I took the tiniest two, smaller than Logan was when I rescued him. I guess that is what I do. I am an animal rescuer, if not an animal keeper. I will foster these two, nurse them to health, and find homes for them. We will put a free ad in the local paper, or go to Ryan's parking lot by wal-mart, where everyone finds homes for pets.

They are bathed and fed, and are huddled together in a big blue plastic tub that used to hold Bruce's toys, and before that our books. The poor dears have been sprayed with fungicide, fed garlic for the fleas and ground flax seed for their coats, and are now resting. I will find the flea comb, or get a new one, and help them shed the dead, flaky skin and the remaining fleas.

Say a prayer, light a candle, for these two ragamuffins, Dimitri and Kaiah, that they gain health and find loving homes.