January 31, 2007

A List of Complaints

I have the worst bleeping toothache and headache ever recorded in the history of Lavender Dawn. I want to cry. OK, maybe not because that would make it worse!!!

I lost a filling and the temparin stuff just makes it worse, I think. The pain is my own fault. Now I remember why I don't brush my teeth- every time I do my mouth erupts into PAIN! I am telling you my whole mouth hurts! Plus, my neck is hurting, from sleeping funny I think. I am tired, and thirsty, and really need to shave my legs.

The awesome shower head fell off my shower, so now we need to go buy one. I am thinking I want something a little exotic. Until then, I have to bathe in the kids bathroom! Ewww, YUCK! I just cleaned up the toilet, and noticed pee all over it! It must be from Gaige, Austin's friend, because Austin had that smacked out of him a long time ago! (That last part is a joke, I don't smack my kids, I beat them with sticks, rocks, shoes, and spatulas, lol.)

And the worst complaint for this post? Chantz is giving me $250 and I have to spend it on myself!!!! I told him no, I won't do it, and he said, "Yes you will!" So I am thinking, I bought new shoes last week, there is $27, and 3 Amy Brown prints- $42.50, and digital art from Folkvangar, that's another $11... so I can subtract that from the total, na na na! Am I terrible or what? There was a time I would have jumped at the offer, but not now. I won't do it, I won't, I won't, I won't!

Oh wait, I could buy a kick ass digital camera for $250! Muhahahahaha!

4 comments:

Zanthera Degore said...

Kick ass camera sounds good to me. That or getting your tooth fixed :P

You still haven't shaved since the vid chat?? he he he, neither have I *neener*

Oh I don't brush my teeth often either since the incident in grade 6. I try to rinse my mouth with water and floss a lot between brushings. I also brush for about 3 minutes when I can brush. I don't have too much trouble.

Rowan Dawn said...

badoozie- yeah, yeah, yeah. i need to do my homework!

zanthera-i broke down and shaved this morning- but only to my knees! what happened in the 6th grade?

Candace Williams said...

A little "retail therapy" will help that toothache a lot, probly. Sorry you are having so much pain, dear heart. Be kind to yourself.

Zanthera Degore said...

Well city disapproved (Calgary) of putting fluoride in the water so kids had to do a fluoride treatment to compensate. Every Wednesday we did a 2 minute rinse with pure fluoride in awful fruity flavours. Watermelon and bubblegum were the worst! Well one day with either most heinous flavours the kid behind me pulled my hair in the middle of the rinse and I got the stuff up my nose, choked on what ever went down my lungs, puked and nearly passed out. The treatments stopped soon after that.

I change toothpaste flavours often to avoid getting used to it and tasting more flouride. Oh and I puke at the smell of children fruit toothpaste. My daughter learned quick to use mint when I nearly puked on her.