I just finished reading The Bourne Identity and it was excellent. One of the best books I have ever read. Too bad the movie didn't follow the book! Let's see, what do the two have in common with each other? Well there's this guy with amnesia who goes to this bank and a hotel, meets some chic who helps him and people are trying to kill him. If you read it, you will hate what hollywood did to Marie's character! This isn't really a spoiler, but the real Marie St Jacques has a doctorate, works for the Canadian government, and is a technical analyst in Zurich for a conference. Which means she is very, very fucking smart.
Oh what the hell. The man known as Jason Bourne was never, I repeat, NEVER an assassin. He was only pretending to be one to flush out Carlos.
See? Hollywood screws everything up.
Oh wait, people wanted to know about me right? Ok, I am fine. My husband was fine and was even nice and attentive for the last two weeks. He is on the road to MT and although I don't really miss him, I can't wait for him to get his ass back here and give me some.
Yes, I just said that. Oh and since EVERYONE (ahem, Doozie) is so nosy, I will let you know just how attentive my husband has been. Close your eyes little ones, Dawn is going to talk about SEX.
So we are fucking, and we are making this funny, wet slapping noise. You know it, you have heard it and done it and know how damn funny it is. We stop, but I start laughing so hard that he came. Yup. I LAUGHED my husband off. Who of you can say that you have done that?
I have other stories of the last two weeks, too. And unless you want to hear all about my anal adventures, all y'all just might want to put up with the shit I post, when I post it. So there.
*spitty tongue noises* :p
Seriously guys, thanks for worrying . Things are better and brighter. For the moment. :D
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Laughing does cause a neat feeling with all those muscles contracting and all... damn I need me some. Don't know when was the last time I did.
Books, most times, are better than the movies. But I liked the Bourne movies and I'll probably go see the new one when it comes out. (I can't really think of a leather pants comment right now - too hot outside.)
Dawn,
You So Rock! You have made my day. First off, because for a while there I was actually worrying about you. No one should have to go what you have posted...life was meant to be fun!
But now that I see you have gotten your spirits up and are back at em, I feel better.
Keep makin it do what it do baby!
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Z- yes, muscles were contracting! It was funny
ZB-I love the movies too, but the book was just soooo much better! I am too fat for leather pants, i tell ya! And I would no idea where to buy me a pair anyway
F-yay, i rock!!! life is meant to be fun, but sometimes ppl just like to suck all the fun out of it... lol. i think the man is realizing that he NEEDS to pay attention to me.
I opened up the comments on that post like you requested. Now you darned well better comment.
Glad to know things are going better for you.
The books are almost always so much better than the movie. There has only been a few that did fairly well. "The Green Mile" came close but was really a long movie.
One great movie but even better book was "ET". I know, it sounds silly but seriously after reading the book you'll never see the movie in the same way again.
I have the Bourne Identity on my book shelf. I should probably read it!
wellwellwelllllll TMI TMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII but you warned us so thanks for that...you silly girl!!
Oh jeebus, that was funny!!!
nvisi-yay!
margaret- I think I read that. It was very good! I loved the stuff about the ship.
fredcq- yes definitely. get all three, they are awesome. (I am guessing on book three, but i am still reading book 2 and it rocks baby!)
bulldozer- there is NO such thing as too much information! bwahahahaaaa
candy- shoulda been there! :p
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