...and sometimes it is. But how to tell when it is a wife thing??
Ever eat fishsticks that taste like ass?
Ever been so sick that you vomited at the same time it came out the other end?
How do you deal with people who drive you freaking crazy? When they are family members and cannot be disposed of in garbage sacks, I mean. :p
That's about all. I'm pooped (he he).
Answer the questions in the comments for me ok? This IS NOT a meme. I just like lists.
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no to the first question..yes to the second question..and I usually have no problem at all pissing kinfolk off so that they leave me alone...I called my daughterinlaw
'imacuntthedaughterinlaw'...i make fun of my cousins religions...I make fun of my uncle's love for George bush till he won't take emails from me any more..none of my 3 kids talk to me...and you know what? I fucking like it..ha
jackie sue- you are so fucking funny! you kill me!!!!
1 and 2: Oh hell yeah.
(tip: family members CAN be disposed of in garbage bags; you just have to chop them up first.)
I was just that sick.. and still have the runs. And it started with the fish... don't let me see fish in another decade please!
ok, I will try to help, because that is what I do. I help people. whether or not they like it.
I've never had fishsticks that taste like ass, because I don't know what ass tastes like, and I'm concerned that you do?
I have been that sick, and what I did was put on a diaper, and get a bucket, and go to bed.
I deal with crazy people one of two ways. I either whack them in the kneecaps, or tie them to a pole and let the buzzards gnaw off their appendages
I hope you feel better soon ;)
Candace- little bags, too?
marlee- eww, bad fish!
suz-I'm guessing here. I have smelled enough baby ass to have some conclusions to the taste. I need something to whack them in the knees with, first.
actually people, the first question was whether its a mom thing or a wife thing...and how to tell the difference. like, do you want me to make coolaid for him, or for the kids? you may say its a moms job to make coolaid for the kids, but you and I both know that MY kids don't like the stuff, so I would be making it for my husband, so it isn't a mom thing, it would be a wife thing. You go and be a mom to my husband. It's not my job to mother him. It's my job to have sex with him.
That's just an example. We already had that conversation. I left the sex part out though.
I am really getting sick of people telling me what my role as mother should be.
...But how to tell when it is a wife thing??
Dunno, since I'm not a mom, well, at least to humans, and it's a whole different dynamic w/dogs. So I guess it's always a wife thing to me, but I'm not sure what "it" is!
Ever eat fishsticks that taste like ass?
No, but I've eaten fish that smelled like, well, you know. But I eat fish anyway though, even though I've never, I mean I don't...well, you know. Eating raw fish usually avoids *that* odor.
Ever been so sick that you vomited at the same time it came out the other end?
Oh yes, many times. I hate it when that happens.
How do you deal with people who drive you freaking crazy?
I move 1000 miles away from them. And Candace is right...you can dispose of them in garbage bags, but I don't want to go to prison and be forced to eat fish sticks.
Does it only apply to your husband? Then it's a wife thing :)
hrm... what I've never eaten is ass, so I don't know if that's what the fish sticks tasted like.
I have been that sick. It is the worst thing in the world.
My family hates this about me... I can take it and take it and take it, but as soon as it gets to be too much, I walk away without saying a word and then I disappear (usually without actually going too far...). They think of it as storming out, but it's really the calm before the storm, in an attempt to avoid Hurricane Fyre.
I can tell your kids don't like koolaid because you spelled it wrong, that means you don't make it. I never make it either, its nasty stuff, poisen.
I asked my Mom some similar questions recently. Mainly, how did she do it with three of us girls and being married to a man that looked and acted just like Archie Bunker. Keeping her cool, being so patient and wonderful.
She told me to "fake it for they'll never notice."
I can't believe she did that let alone told me that. But then again... I never noticed. =O)
Ummm...yeaaah... okay! Never ate anything that tasted like ass since I don't know what it tastes like either! I've had my share of nasty diapers too! lol So I can almost imagine but would rather not find out! Let's see... I generally end up ignoring people who piss me off because they're not worth the energy sometimes. Family is different I guess. But mine are all far far away so I dunno what to tell ya about that one. As for when it's a wife thing versus a mom thing, I think that's between a husband and wife. Everyone else needs to mind their own business if they keep telling you what you "should" do. It's not their life! But that's just me. Hey remember the time in high school when we streaked our hair with kool-aid??? lol You did the bright red stuff and I did bright blue??? That was too funny! lol And I can't believe you still have that maroon/burgundy/whatever jacket! That's so cool! :-)
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