- We have the flu.
- The cat used my bathmat for a toilet.
- While changing the litter box, Logan used Bruce's bed for a litter box.
- Bruce got a tissue and said, "Ah poop!" and attempted to clean it up.
- I discovered how fast I am, even with the flu.
- Austin sleeps 12 to 13 hours a day.
- Even with boogers all over her face, Brandy is still the cutest baby in the universe.
- Tessa has the strongest immune system; she doesn't get sick.
- Rocksy has a new home.
- Rocksy likes them better than us.
- I am deliriously happy about that.
- Chantz will be home around 9 tonight.
- After hearing about my humorous Angelina Jolie sex dream, C said, "Angelina Jolie? She's ugly. You could put her face up to a window and she'd stick. Her lips are like suction cups."
- I am even more deliriously happy about that.
- I have the best husband in the world.
- Comment on this post and another entry, or I will transform into a troll and visit your site!
- Mu ha ha ha ha ha!
October 26, 2006
We're sick
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How many blogs do you have? Did you change the name of this one? What does it mean? Don't turn me into a troll!
2 blogs, but i meant comment on here twice. Eyora is my halloween costume.
I wasn't going to turn you into a troll, I am going to be a troll and terrorize your blogs, leaving nasty troll-like comments. muhaha.
you are almost off my list.
One comment.
Two comments
Be careful what you ask for.
Sorry about the poop and the boogers.
I like the Halloween stuff.
I have to figure out which blog this is.
Hugs
I AM SORRY, TOO! Brat, lol!
Thank you granny, you are so off my list. big giant hug from me
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You must be having fever dreams from the flu, lol.
I wish I could write such a witty post when I'm well, much less when I'm sick! That was too funny, girl. Oh, your hubby is a wise man.
I sorry to hear everyone is sick. I'm glad I'm not around for your germs. Bill and I got our flu shots yesterday.
mummy
wow, cat shit and boogers...that's pretty damn scary...boo to you all..
two comments...two comments..two comments in one...doublemint comments..boo again..
ok granny and ydgranny- the other comment needs to go on a past post, since no one has commented for a week! duh! smart asses.
ma-you are a germ freak! flu shots are a good idea!
candy- thank you
Susiebadoozie-
dare each other to eat a booger- austin aleady does! thats how we got sick.
write the word "balls" on C's forehead while he sleeps- he would take the computer and internet away from me.
put all your clothes on backwards and pretend you don't know what everyone is so upset about- OK!
when you visit other blogs say something completely unrelated to their post (oh wait, you do that anyway) BIOTCH! I do not! But I will now!
open your phone, go down your contacts list, when you find the 9th name, call them, blurt out "I PLAY FOR KEEPS" and hang up.- I'm a pussy.
visit the sound bites website and make prank phone calls on all your family- give me the link
make pancakes for dinner, that take up the entire top of the stove, just like Uncle Buck- tomorrow night. we just had bacon and eggs.
go put a banana in C's tailpipe (the car one)- um, no.
run naked through the house screaming, "the redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming", and someone in a white coat will come and take you for a mini vacation!!!!! but I always do that!
love ya - I know
Fancy!
Get well soon. Sucks to be a mom and be sick.
I loved this post full of wit and down to earth humor. You made my day. And why do felines like our comfy beds to either one have their kittens or two to drop off a dump? Blech. Again kudos to the great blog you have. :o)
jublu- fancy what? it does suck. it sucks ass. 2 hours until C comes home!!!
raven- I like your blog too. I don't know about cats. Maybe he misses the stupid dog!
I came across your Blog...Interesting set of posts. I think I may be a regular visitor. Please do not turn my blog into anything un-natural. It is already very demented as it is. If you wish to see it, please visit me at http://Flyinfox.Blogspot.com/
Please be forwarned that it is not for the faint of heart. So if laughing hysterically is not good for your health, then stay away.
Happy Halloween!
Flyinfox_SATX
Angelina Jolie is ugly - in my opinion. The mole, the big lips, the permanant frown - the fact she was once married to Mr. Slingblade. Brad Pitt is only with her to get his freak on - they'll divorce within the next 18 months.
SUSIE- the office space ones are gone!
flyinfox- merry meet!
margaret- I agree!
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