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1. shaved my head TRUE
2. went to 4 proms TRUE (I am a prom whore!)
3. never voted FALSE (In the 2000 election, thank you!)
4. was class president FALSE
5. lost my virginity at 16 TRUE
6. been married for 10 years TRUE
7. hitchhiked across the US FALSE
8. attempted suicide FALSE (Why did everyone think I did that? I am not that crazy!)
9. been married twice TRUE (Trick question. I married Chantz twice.)
10. was a cheerleader in high school TRUE
11. had sex in my front yard TRUE
12. graduated college TRUE (I graduated with my mother thank you very much!)
13. can speak in tongues TRUE
14. had 4 major surgeries TRUE (appendectomy and 4 c sections)
15. am bilingual FALSE (Although I have studied spanish, french and latin, I cannot speak them!)
16. attended numerous rock concerts FALSE (Not a one.)
17. cooked in a restaurant TRUE
18. joined a fan club FALSE (I was too embarrassed to join. I didn't know what I was supposed to do to join!)
19. read my own poetry at my father's burial TRUE
20. got my GED FALSE (Highschool graduate, baby!)
21. joined the military FALSE
22. pierced my nipple TRUE (The right one. It's closed now. PAINFUL!)
23. am the only woman my husband's ever had sex with TRUE (It better be anyway)
24. got my driver's license when I was 24 TRUE
25. ate spaghetti twice a week, almost every week, for 15 years TRUE (Just ask my mother.)
26. practice witchcraft TRUE
27. have never colored my hair FALSE (My real haircolor is a closely guarded forgotten secret)
28. worked in a psyche ward TRUE
29. stayed up all night reading TRUE
30. been arrested FALSE

Congratulations to my mommy for winning (25/30)! Susie came in second with 21/30.